Guirlyn

Guir as my grandpas name Guilbert lyn as my grandmas name Arlyn

Guirlyn How are you? Your homework?

by Guirl May 23, 2022

Guilty weather

Walking home at dawn with a sinking feel after you did a lot of shit you regret

I got too fucked up last night and had to walk home with that guilty weather

by LivelyStardust May 27, 2022

Guilty Catholic

Masturbating with your hands in the prayer position.

I injured my hand so the only way I could get myself off was the guilty catholic.

by Justsomeguy03 December 16, 2022

Guilty Pleasure

A series, song, game, or piece of media that you enjoy despite the public opinion on it. In other words, an interest that you are ashamed of, but enjoy.

“Hey, what’s your guilty pleasure?”
“It’s too embarrassing. I can’t.”

by DeviLI July 10, 2023

guillotine posting

Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.

Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"

by MrBober August 22, 2023

Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.

Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

dental guillotine

when you are getting your teeth cleaned and the dentist surprises you by cutting of you head.

so my ghost said to the other ghost "i was getting my teeth cleaned and my dentist cut of my head with a dental guillotine!" the dentist said "SURPRISE *thunk* that will teach you to not floss"

by Shangheliee September 15, 2015