GOATEVENTS is a perfect example of how you can party all night long, have fun and feel free to get in touch with new people. GOATEVENTS provides you a night you will never forget and will regret if you missed it.
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sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!
by anonymous January 9, 2022
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Goatse was website created in 1999 by the domain goatse.cx. the website would show a man stretching his Asshole literally making the size of his anus 10 times bigger.The website would get a lot of updates for example the website literally promised merchandise one time (which never happened) the website was later suspended by the Christmas Island For "for AUP violations in response to a complaint" the website domain was later bought by someone in 2007 and in 2012 the website was literally turned into an fucking email system named Goatse Mail (which was never launched). The website was then bought for 8k euros and was turned into a subdomain there were also plans for a new cryptocurrency called "Goatse Coin" which was unfortunately cancelled (not gonna lie i would love to see elon musk invest in Goatse Coin)the website is now a fucking crypto site where you can buy pixels
Probably everyone after reading this:what the fuck? how did a porn site turn into a email system, a subdomain service,had plans for a new cryptocurrency and is currently a site where you can buy pixels with crypto what is next? Goatse Delivery?
by PoopShitter United January 7, 2022
Get the Goatse mug.Any individual who identifies by the name of marcus, usually a brown skinned curly hair individual who constantly laughs.
Marcus is so goated I swear to god.
by Marcuiis February 15, 2022
Get the Goated mug.GOATed is a word made from an acronym (G.O.A.T) that was made of words, “Greatest of all time”. GOATed is a display of the dumbed down, tone-deaf world we live in today. Examples of the stupidity on display in the form of simple minded, devolved sentence structure is: “He’s the most GOATed coach of all time”, which would translate to ‘He’s the most Greatest Of All Time-ed coach of all time’ which is just redundant, ignorant, and sad.
GOATed need never be made a word, since it originated as an acronym (G.O.A.T.) and then was turned back into a word. Also, saying “that’s lit” makes you a fuck face.
by Schevyskvkvsky Schitt-Schtinke March 25, 2022
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Get the Goatedloser mug.This specific Gaster is the one from Gasterhub. Yeah, this porn meme is about himself. He's a discord mod, just like the other ones, and by the time this gets posted, he's on a break (l bozo). His weight is unknown, and the dude is a blue dragon (note: the blue dragon meaning made him have PTSD). That's it for this dude.
"So what's Gasterhub?"
"It's about Gaster the blue dragon."
Gaster is his username but you'll never know his tag
"It's about Gaster the blue dragon."
Gaster is his username but you'll never know his tag
by Zeorn May 26, 2022
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