German's trick

How to drink beer at the office without getting fired.
Just use an empty Coca-Cola bottle and fill it with stout beer.
Enjoy!

Dude, those two guys were fired!... I guess they didn't know German's trick

by Petak December 9, 2008

German Shepherd

A nickname for pope Benedict XVI. Along with other terms such as papa ratzi, B16, and papa ben, this phrase may be considered either endearing or offensive, depending upon whether the speaker is a practicing Catholic or not. (similar to the N word among Blacks). German shepherd is a pun on the pope's German background and his role as shepherd of the Christian church, and it plays on the practice of some members of the media calling him a rottweiler during his days as head of the CDF.

God bless our German shepherd!

by sambarnes February 16, 2008

German Fart

The worst smelling odor in the entire world. A toxic odor that can burn your nose and/or eyes out of their sockets.
Usually created by the obese.

"If you are in a room with a obese man or woman and they lets a "German Fart" rip ,that smell will reach you and when it does you feel like you have just been gassed by a german attack force and all you want to do at that point is to shoot yourself in the head with an AK47.

by Michael,Evan April 8, 2007

German Soldier

person that has a long line of german in there family. Usually has a big penis and ladies call him a german soldier. qualifications blonde hair. blue eyes. big dick.

dang, Ladies say alex is a German Soldier .

by Jakimjuk October 19, 2005

Dirty German

Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf

She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch

by paraleel October 3, 2011

German brake

Stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.

This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.

"While coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a German brake on me. Don't know what his problem was. Not like I was tailgating him or anything."

by Lounge Daddy September 24, 2012

German Kiss

When someone is giving or receiving a rimjob and they fart while getting eaten out.

“Jessica gave me a German Kiss and it was nasty.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 22, 2021