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Girls don't poop

The idea that females do not "go number 2".

This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.

It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.

This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
Judi: I gotta go poop.

Pat: Nope. Girls don't poop.

Judi: What?
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
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girls' night out

An evening excursion for a group of women all of whom must dress in revealing or scanty attire, and who should, as part of the etiquette of the event, consume large quantities of alcohol, and make a lot of noise. It is conventional at such events for one party to vomit whilst another holds the retcher's hair back from her face.
Gillian's girl's night out had been a great success with only minor casualties.
by Sara August 17, 2003
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scene girls

How to become a scene girl.

1. Dye your hair; black, beach blonde, red, rainbow colors.

2. Cut your hair short and choppy. Or you can have long hair with really short layers on top.

3. Learn how to style your hair. The bigger the better. Make it stand up in the back.

4. Wear cute little clips in your hair.

5. Wear layers of clothing. It doesn't matter if it doesn't match. Make sure its colorful.

6. Get shoes; converse, vans, flats.

7. Make sure to wear lots of eye shadow, really bright colors.

8. When you talk through in "SUP @ CHU" and "KTHANXBIA", "STFU", "IM BRUTAL WITH 2 Z3R0s and A F0uR" shit like that will make people think you talk scene so you must be scene.

9. Go to shows.

10. Defend the scene.

11. You MUST have a myspace.

12. Take new pictures for myspace like everyday.

Good Luck!

:D
Scene girls are so cool, I wish I could be one.
by ECCKAH October 16, 2006
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girls gone wild

Quasi-pornography. A collection of videotaped live Mardi Gras/Spring Break events where female college students expose their breasts for beads/a shirt/indignity/angry parents. Further reinforcing that all women are sex objects and pushing the feminist movement back several steps; consequently losing their footing and falling down the staircase.
WARNING: This commercial is not suitable for children!

OMG GIRLS GONE WILD!!! You've never seen this before! HOT YUNG COLLEGE GURLS -- NAKED!! Order now for only $19.99!
by anonymous, yo October 26, 2005
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2 Girls 1 Cup

A disgusting video on the internet. It consists of 2 girls pooping into a cup and eating the poop from the cup. Then they puke in eatchother's mouths. Many people tape reactions to this video on youtube.
Man 1: Hey, did you see 2 Girls 1 Cup?

Man 2: Yeah, its gross!!
by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009
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girls gone wild

"Documentary" of spring break, mardi gras, and other events in which girls will get naked for a useless item.
by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003
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hair goals

Hair goals is what girls scream and squeal when the see another girl or guy with absolutely perfect hair. Emily's always have perfect hair... So they often hear people talking about their hair like "Omg!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at Emily's hair!!! Woah! Hair goals!!!!!"
" Oh my gosh!!!! Hair goals! HAIR GOALS!!!!! I want it!!!!!!!"
by Bobadooboo October 23, 2015
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