Goose-Stepping

Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.

Man I could hear Dolo Goose-Stepping all night last night at his girl.

by SoloDolo8 December 15, 2018

Royal Goose

An alcoholic beverage that is composed of 25% Crown Royal, 25% Grey Goose, and 50% Sprite.

I got completely wasted off that Royal Goose last night.

by whoistoddjones December 1, 2010

Grinding the Goose

To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.

"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."

by MCNAIL September 1, 2012

loose off the goose

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).

I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.

by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016

Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

by Fi69 May 2, 2020

gomosexual

One who has sexual intercouse and does sexual things to go-karts

Mike touched the go-kart softly because he is a flamboyant gomosexual

by Dr. Searle September 7, 2005

your goose is cooked

Destroy one's chance's or hopes

Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"

by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014