Flomer

Someone who pretends to be living their best life while secretly relying entirely on their mom's bank account and support. Typically characterized by posting aspirational social media content while having their bills, rent, and brunch tabs covered by maternal funding.

1. "I thought I was done being a flomer after college, but here I am asking my mom to Venmo me for rent."

2. "You can’t call me a flomer just because I still bring my laundry to my mom’s house!"

by neilpocalypse December 29, 2024

Foamer

when you masturbate so vigorously and for so long that it comes out foamy

bro i hit a foamer last night after the bar

by vinny yacker January 7, 2025

Foamer

when you jerk it so vigorously and so long that it comes out as foam

bro i hit a foamer after the bar last night

by vinny yacker January 7, 2025

Foamer

a suffix relating to someone who is really interested into something, or just someone who likes trains a lot

these ipad foamers are getting out of control, like my guy don't set a switch to derail a train for clout

by DMVTransitFoamer January 31, 2026

Footer

Noun/Verb, the act of shimmying or sliding both feet on the ground very swiftly as a mode of transportation. Also used as a form of racing friends.
Past tense, Footered
Present tense, Footering/Footers

The child happily footered to school.
He footeres his way to victory.
The annual footer race is tomorrow.

by The 7th Huskey German February 12, 2025

Footered

When you get to put all 5 toes in her

Man I footered ol girl last night, you should have seen her face!

She looked over at me and said "I wanna be footered baby"

by ItsMelanieBihh May 9, 2025

Foamer

Let's create a definition for foamer. A foamer is a rabid pit bull defender who becomes apoplectic and irrational when confronted with evidence of the breed's dangers. They're usually armchair experts with zero credentials, spouting nonsense about pit bulls being inherently loving and gentle. Foamers are notorious for flooding online forums and social media with their inane opinions, viciously attacking anyone who dares to disagree with them. They're masters of deflection, blame-shifting, and victim-blaming, and they'll stop at nothing to discredit anyone who threatens their pit bull ideology. Foamers are often hypocritical, cherry-picking data to support their claims while ignoring overwhelming evidence to the contrary. They're a menace to online discourse, spreading their toxic propaganda and silencing rational discussion.

The online discussion quickly turned toxic when a clueless foamer barged in, spouting ridiculous talking points and personally attacking anyone who dared to disagree with their brainless pro-pit bull propaganda.

by AnitaD May 28, 2025