Deskification

The act of pooping on a co-workers desk.

That deskification was disgusting, I can only imagine what he ate for lunch.

by Boopie2 May 30, 2013

Desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm

Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm

by Killemanjaro April 1, 2017

Deskunk the cat

A woman douching her vagina after having vaginal sex immediately after having anal sex.

Erica had to stay home from work in order to deskunk the cat.

by Dahctor June 1, 2017

deskism

The prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against desks.

P1: aye bro are you deskist?
P2: wtf does that mean
P1: deskism, it means you hate desks
P2: huh???
P1: ok you're probably deskist

by br3adm0ld August 20, 2021

deskorate

when lame-ass office cogs decorate your cubicle to add excitement into an otherwise boring, meaningless work environment, for birthdays and such.

Oh great, my cubicle has been deskorated yet again. Yay, my life is so exciting.

by Gooky January 16, 2009

Hot Desking

The act of several people taking turns sitting their bare anuses onto a bound individual, forcing them to perform analingus on the participants who take turns on them. Commonly played game in the BDSM and gay leather community.

"At the International Mr Leather convention last year, there was a competitive "Hot Desking" event. Pig Marco won first place after successfully sticking his tongue into the most anuses in under a minute"

"The gang bang only got interesting when they hot desked that whore for an entire hour before she got lockjaw and tapped out"

by Rox My Box January 29, 2019

Desktop

(v.) When a laptop becomes dependent on its power source.

God damn! I can't go anywhere without my power cord. My laptop has totally desktopped.

by jay Pizzly November 8, 2009