desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

desking by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009

desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk

Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class

desking by The Horse January 4, 2005

Desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm

Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm

Desking by Killemanjaro April 1, 2017

Desking

The act of a man throwing a desk at a man or woman,then making a hole by smashing his erection through the desk,and having sex with the person who was hit by the desk.

Mom:Jill!Why are you in a wheel chair?!

Girl:John desked me 5 times very roughly!I told him I hate desking!

Desking by Ruffman8890 December 25, 2013

desking

When two male guys w/dicks bone behind trees

Joey and Mike were Desking behind the trees at six flags

desking by Britt October 27, 2004

Desking

The Act of working at a Desk

I earned a lot of money while I was desking today.

Desking by lieningover October 13, 2012

Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off

"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"

Desking by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018