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(v.) When a laptop becomes dependent on its power source.
God damn! I can't go anywhere without my power cord. My laptop has totally desktopped.
by jay Pizzly November 08, 2009
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
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(v.) To (abusively) alter someone's PC wallpaper settings.
What's this? Horse porn as my wallpaper? Egads, I've been desktopped!
by 6655332211 November 19, 2005
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To be as neutral as possible in the office. As in PC. Usually to the point of android precision. An attempt to obliterate racial/sexual/religeous offence from company activity.

After the allegations of sexism, the company went totally desktop. All the pink and blue keytags have been replaced by yellow, payroll has dropped titles from the salary records and all incoming and outgoing mail is screened for possible offensive content.
by scaree March 18, 2006
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Sal and his friends didnt have the money to afford a laptop so they settled on an old desktop. Of course given by charity.

Dude, this desktop's awesome, awww, too bad i couldn't afford a laptop.

I own multiple desktops and laptops, you own desktops, that must suck.
by lidf September 07, 2007
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When someone gives you head under a desk.
Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!
by bannanasoapman March 20, 2020
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