deskism 

The prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against desks.

P1: aye bro are you deskist?
P2: wtf does that mean
P1: deskism, it means you hate desks
P2: huh???
P1: ok you're probably deskist

deskism by br3adm0ld August 20, 2021

Deskimo

The state entered into when one has been working all day at a desk in an office air-conditioned to 20 degrees centigrade. Upon rising from your chair to move about the office one notices a distinct cramping, numbness and immobility in one's limbs.

'It's so cold in here I'm a fucking Deskimo!'

Deskimo by Kuy July 28, 2008

Deekism 

A joke/insult or statement that makes little or no sense to the current conversation, often completely out of context and can leave the listener confused or perplexed but usually in fits of laughter..

Person: "Deeks why are you always in the library.."
Deeks: "Sure maaaaaate i'll be there in 5 mins..."
Person: "What?"
Deeks: "haha..."
Person: "classic deekism"

Deekism by joshikins July 4, 2009

Deskimo brothers

When two males engage in sexual intercourse with the same female, on the same desk, at two different points in time.

Keith and I are already eskimo brothers, but I just found out we're deskimo brothers also!

Deskimo brothers by goballsdeep212 February 3, 2014

Deskist 

Racist but for Desks

Someone: that desk is a ugly and stupid
Me: wow dude that's Deskist
Someone: what!?

Deskist by GStudiosX July 26, 2021