Man crumb

The stuff that you find in your boyfriend's couch. Dirty leftovers of a bachelor's life.

I really think we should vacuum under your couch cushions. There's a lot of man crumbs in there.

by Guy11974 January 15, 2011

Morning Crumpet

An early morning dump. That first pinch of the day. May be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.

I’m so regular. As soon as I get out of bed I pinch my morning crumpet.

I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

The Crumbles

1. The feeling you have when everything is crumbling around you or when you have the feeling that it is.
2. Another word for depression or a sense of impending doom

Gordon: Gosh I just feel like everythings crumbling around me
Dr. Coomer: Oh dear Gordon, that sounds serious. You may have come down with a case of "The Crumbles"

by Bertrahm September 7, 2022

crumbing

when a crackhead runs out of rock and begins searching the carpet to hopefully find a dropped crumb.

She ran out of rock at 10 and went crumbing for another 2 hours.

by sassymchateful January 2, 2009

crumbing

To be eating and dropping crumbs on the ground as one travels.

See Hanseling or Greteling.

Stop crumbing all over my house you Hansel!

by Candycasa November 24, 2009

Ate and left no crumbs

This is a popular phrase that people tend to use, it means that they are Proud/Cheering at you.

"Omg, she ate and left no crumbs"

by Normal Facts July 23, 2022

booty crumbs

small pieces of feces and or toilet paper caught in the hairs surrounding the anus.

Man you didn't wipe your ass right and now you have some serious booty crumbs...you know dried pieces of shit and toilet paper hanging from your ass hairs.

by David Meister April 24, 2006