crawling the walls

When someone is so horny that they really need a good fuck. Mainly used by females.

After I broke my vibrator, I've been crawling the walls every night waiting for my man to get home.

by Fred Riahi May 26, 2006

crawl

The action of moving slowly.

"I stumble than I crawl"

"I've got this feeling crawling in my skin", like saying "I've got this feeling moving slowly over my skin"

by Frank February 20, 2005

in the crawl space

The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.

Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!

by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009

sea crawlies

A reference to all sea food, including lobster, fish, shrimp, calamari, oysters, etc. with a negative connotation implying that one does not like the sea food.

I don't like sea crawlies, so I'm NOT going to eat at Red Lobster.

by GizmoKoolKat February 27, 2008

John Crawlin

Name made up on the spot while making a drunk prank phone call

Drunk guy: is your refrigerator running?
Guy called: yes, why?
Drunk guy: then you better go catch it!!
Guy called: who the hell is this???
Drunk guy:....uhm...John Crawlin!...John Crawlin into your girlfriend's bed!! -hangs up-

by John Crawlin April 23, 2010

white net crawl

state of mind/body when one is high on heroin

that guy is on the white net crawl and looking to score some more

by the dg May 3, 2006

Dead Seal Crawl

1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.

2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.

1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.

2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.

by Xx.xX June 18, 2008