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Karen colonizing

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls
Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
mugGet the Karen colonizingmug.

Spiritually Colonizing

Spiritual Colonizing means to change, destroy or eradicate traditions, ceremonies and initiations that are required in a closed spiritual practice. Typically these closed practices were founded by specific cultures.

Spiritual Colonizers are self entitled and are typically new agers that think they can alter and destroy anything they wish. They do not think it is possible to be wrong or to practice incorrectly. They think that everything changes with the times and that means they can mix and alter closed practices.

Spiritual Colonizers will ignore the rules or traditions of a closed practiced.

Spiritual Colonizing is a belief system commonly in New Age Practitioners and Witches that do not understand that some things are set in stone.
She is trying to add wicca to traditional shamanism. She is trying to alter the practices and is spiritually colonizing.

They are Caucasian but are trying to practice a culturally created closed practice without doing mandatory initiations, ceremonies and rites. They do not have ancestry, Experiences or have been Initiated by existing members. They are Spiritually Colonizing.

New Agers believe since it is 2022, everything changes with the times because they believe it does. All things must change and for that reason it means that all things can be destroyed, altered, eradicated or abandoned based off opinion alone. They believe that nobody is wrong and there isn't a wrong way of doing things. They are spiritually colonizing.
by umbra.operis October 13, 2022
mugGet the Spiritually Colonizingmug.

Colon Kush

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later
Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!
by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020
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colon sister

When you and a friend are pooping at the same time, but don’t know it.
Ali: I just pooped
Player2: Me too!

Ali: No way! Colon sisters!
by yungshauzzie67 September 19, 2025
mugGet the colon sistermug.

Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
mugGet the Colon Cleansing Catastrophemug.

Colonizing It

The act of sticking a shank into your penis (see 'Sounding') and stroking it.
"I'm colonizing it, Stan. I'm colonizing it!!!"
by muttburgers May 6, 2025
mugGet the Colonizing Itmug.

Colon 3ed

Being exposed to boykisser/:3/silly communities, constantly saying things like "nyah" or "rawr" or ":3" and getting terminal mind fog from it
Person 1: "Did you here Dylan got Colon 3ed, made him drop out of college"
Person 2: "Oh no, he was going to be a climate scientist"
by fuzzballjr March 29, 2024
mugGet the Colon 3edmug.

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