chinese food

eats from china

that chinese food sure does look good.

by JumboJimboFat March 21, 2003

Chinese Pizza

Also called a Scallion Pancake, this is a flat pancake style dough with green onions (scallions) and deep fried. Usually served with a brown hoison sauce.

http://gattinamia.blogspot.com/2006/09/scallion-hot-cake-chinese-style.html

customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza.

employee: Whuh?

customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza. Right here. (points to item on menu)

Employee: Ahhh...numbah 23. Nex time you ordah by numbah!

by altonb1 December 21, 2008

Chinese Democracy

A task that is never completed but is worked on for an eternity

damn you know that album that Axle Rose has been working on for the past 12 years, its a fuckin Chinese Democracy

by (=$eth=) January 22, 2009

No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet

Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.

It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.

by W.vs.I November 29, 2009

chinese rock

Actually is wasn't written by Johnny Thunders at all. Most of it was written by Dee Dee Ramone, another 2 verses was written by Richard Hell who was, of course, also in the Heartbreakers and also a junkie.

cited from speratical

by Joe Mama April 12, 2005

Chinese Monster

A sexual position where a man and a woman enter a reverse cowboy, and a crowd of men (preferably Asian) form a circle around the 2 and urinate on the woman. This symbolizes fending off the mythic Chinese dragon.

Guy 1 - "Dude, i need a new position to try on my girlfriend"

(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"

by asianmonserman6969 April 20, 2009

Chinese Wiener Trap

The act of applying crazy glue to the inside of one's foreskin prior to "docking" (see also: docking), thus creating a Chinese finger trap effect, hence the name Chinese weiner trap.

Dude, last night I got caught in a Chinese wiener trap and ripped the tip of my dick off trying to get it out.

by James' Adam's Apple May 18, 2011