Cranksturbate 

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

Cranksturbate by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

cracky 

When you can feel all the hair follicles on your head after you've been awake too long. Mostly after using hard drugs or uppers like caffeine, adderral, crack, or meth.

I feel so cracky

cracky by lil50 November 28, 2014

crank it up

Taking a relationship to the next level!

We should crank it up a notch

crank it up by T I R G September 9, 2016

yank me crank me

an alcoholic beverage that consists of beer, vodka, lemonade, and mountain dew (or sprite)

Michelle was completely wasted after 3 cups of yank me crank me

yank me crank me by klg4567 April 27, 2007

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

Jenny Crankin It by Nick A. Fox December 28, 2005

Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

Jew Crankies by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

crank call 

a type of prank call where the person is old enough to have better ways of entertaining himself, or is motivated by pathology of some sort.

Crank calls aren't funny, and usually they're intended to be scary-- or antagonize in some way.

This stalker started to crank call me...

crank call by Little Di May 17, 2014