Awkward

A word overused by middle schoolers and freshman that makes perfectly normal situations uncomfortable (awkward).

friend 1: "your mom!"
friend 2: "my mom died yesterday. =("
friend 1: ... Awkward
friend 2: ...

by Aerodynamite March 5, 2011

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mentally awkward

How to say mentally retarded in a cooler way.

Person 1: Hey, guys! Wanna see my new animal rubber band bracelet!? It's a CIRCLE.
Person 2: Are you mentally awkward?

by NinjaNinja44 June 3, 2010

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awkward monday

The Monday after you suck your best friend off.

Its a pretty awkward Monday today,after last weekend when Megan and John hooked up, don't ya think?

by jdeeney May 13, 2008

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1. the imaginary get-away vehicle used to escape awkward conversations, usually used to help out others. the awkwardmobile is done by holding two fists in front of your body in the steering fashion, and "driving" rambunctiously and depending on the awkward level quickly away from the scene. 2. the preferred vehicle of awkwardman

friend 1: i may have just soiled myself..

friend 2: *awkward pause*

Friend 3: Quick! to the awkwardmobile! *pantomime awkward steering, leading friend 2 away from friend 1*

by shy2eyes February 6, 2009

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Awkward Salmon

A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.

Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.

Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*

by Girl On The Internets May 10, 2009

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