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Apocalyp-Opera

Any loud symphonic metal with the powerfulness of orchestra or opera and heavy or power metal elements!
Guy 1: Dude! The song "Through the Fire and Flames" by DragonForce is a bad ass Apocalyp-Opera!
Guy 2: FUCK YEA!
by Thor'sAxGuitar January 17, 2009
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Wellness advocate

A person who’s balls deep in some mlm company or pyramid scheme. Usually involves google searching research.
Well, I’m a wellness advocate and have done tons of research on this.
by Fawkiia May 6, 2018
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apocalash

Going out on the lash and getting drunk to apocalyptic proportions.
We not just getting pissed tonight, we're going on the apocalash!
by s2000-uk August 6, 2007
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde.
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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avacado

Avacado; meaning cool or awesome.

can be used directly speaking or indirectly about something that is amazing.
omagee; Erin's outfit is so avacado.
by bruntanng December 28, 2005
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Avocado's Number

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.
Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole
by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013
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avocado mom

One of the most basic varieties of white mom. The avocado mom names her kids something "unique" like Charisma or Braxton (but calls a black woman who does the same "ghetto") and thinks applesauce is too spicy; her favorite hobbies include making dream boards and meeting for brunch with her "girlfriends" (all platonic, this woman is homophobic) to gossip about the new jeggings Target just got in stock as she steers the conversation toward her kids, so she can brag about how her four year old son Rhombus is a ladies' man because he high fived a girl at preschool.

Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.

The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
"Have you heard from Rachel since high school?"
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
by supersnart February 28, 2017
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