bi-assed

A person who is biased in such a way that people hate him for it.

IGN is so bi-assed in their reviews.

by anshulg February 18, 2009

shit assed

When something is dead broken beyond repair, it is shit assed.

OMG, Windows Vista is so shit assed.

by BobBurma March 8, 2009

assed out

Already have gotten enough play, doesnt need any more ass.

No ill pass up, im assed-out

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

asscertain

Selfhelp & background to online publishing tips & tricks to capitalize on others' credit card Pending Spending

Asscertain your credit background.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

assed

when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.

"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg

by Mr. Fields June 15, 2005

Half-Assed Superman

When a man goes to fuck a girl in the ass, but puts his cock only half-way in, then throws up all over his cock and the girls ass, and continues fucking her.

Person 1: "Dude, I did a half-assed superman with my girl last night!"

Person 2: "Ew! That's fucking sick!"

by Mew Novocaine November 4, 2010

assears

an ass by it self, with ears on ears on it.

Hey man youv got assears.

by rennard skynnard February 24, 2008