trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.
I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.
by Icarus33 December 16, 2013
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Trouser Chowder

When someones trousers are filled with Sweat , Shit , Piss and Gunk
Man can you smell that dude ? He’s definitely got trouser chowder
by Jesters Privilege December 21, 2022
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Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
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same trousers

were a boy that tends to have a really fucking annoying selfie face wears the same trousers for atleast 4 weeks in a row.
boy : you know finn he is a same trousers
by oafandahalf April 07, 2016
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trouser gypsy

Someone in shared accomodation that borrows clothes from everyone.
omg I don't think lucie owns a single pair of trousers, she's always wearing someone elses. What a trouser gypsy!
by Quixand September 01, 2017
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gucci trousers

Ph1lza, I have gucci trousers now!
by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021
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trouser tornado

(V.) To rip ass in one's pants (see fart). They come in wet and dry variants. Some dry ones may sound wet.
BRRRAP!

Jeez! Did you just rip a trouser tornado?!?

Yep! And it was wet!

Go back to the apartment and get some new underwear!
by Trouser Snake Ringleader July 08, 2015
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