kissing the roach

The action of trying to smoke the last smokeable bit of a blunt.

"Don't burn your fingers when you're kissing the roach!"

"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"

by poudreaux April 30, 2015

Roach Approach

The act of laying there and doing nothing while your partner goes to town during sex.

“How do you have sex when your shitfaced?”
“I just kick back and take the Roach Approach.”

by BigBoyDiamond October 16, 2021

mall roach

Children that go to the mall EVERY Friday, because they can't figure out anything better to do.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.

"Who is that 13 year old, and why is she starting with me?"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"

by BabyyKayy January 25, 2015

Roach bottle

A partially full water bottle that is used to ash or dump the roach of a joint into. Good for smoking on the go.

Real stoners ash in a roach bottle.

by Blackwasp646 May 27, 2018

Semen Roach

a racial slur towards the Caucasian peoples.

A. you are nothing but a no good chink
B. well youre nothing but a god damn semen roach

A. what did you say
B. you heard me you semen roach

by racialtensions December 11, 2020

Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.

Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.

by Thew12 August 30, 2023

Suicide Roach

A roach that crawls toward you to see if it will get smashed.

"Woah smash it. That suicide roach is taunting you."

by KyshwnCrpntr February 17, 2015