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sucks balls

If something just isn't your style.
Or if you don't like something.
"Dude, wanna jam out with Save The Whales Foundation?!"
"No, that fuckin' sucks balls"

"My parents grounded me for last night."
"That sucks balls."
sucks balls by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008
Related Words

vagina sucking 

when a man starts sucking on a girls vagina until she has a very horny large orgasmic moan
i was vagina sucking chris'ss mom last night so go that she doesnt have any cum left inside her
vagina sucking by Harry Penis December 13, 2008

Suckamakeout 

An extremely long verb, (pronounced "suck-a-make-out") it simply means that you suck at making out, usually used when describing people in Jr. High that don't know anything about kissing.
MEREDITH: Did you hear about PEYTON and CONOR?
FRANCES: Yeah, i heard they kissed last night.
MEREDITH: They probably just pulled a suckamakeout.
Suckamakeout by Cm Bear February 5, 2008

maximum suckage 

/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.
Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.

Suckin' the Circles 

When a woman or man allows another to pleasure their nipples with the use of skilled tongue movements.
Crystal wasnt fond of giving oral sex, but she never turned down a chance at suckin' the circles.
Suckin' the Circles by Stevie Y January 20, 2005

SUCKITUDINAL 

Synonym of sucky but sounds cooler by far.
Monica pooped in the house again, that's suckitudinal.
SUCKITUDINAL by Kristymcj August 17, 2006