egg-sucking dog 

An individual with an unbreakable habit.

Although this definition is based on a state supreme court case in which a dog was sentenced to death for raiding a chicken coup, the term is most commonly used as a metaphor.

You'll never get that egg-sucking dog Rush off his oxy.

egg-sucking dog by ambiguator October 18, 2011

Suckween 

A student who tries to impress the teacher by asking irrelevant and unnecessary questions.

Why does that suckween always have to keep us after the bell with his stupid questions.

Suckween by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

cock sucker deluxe 

Complete and extreme ass hole

Man that guy is a cock sucker deluxe

cock sucker deluxe by mikeb30 September 5, 2007

sucks to be you 

Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.

After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"

sucks to be you by Conor June 15, 2004

life-sucker 

(noun) someone who is extremely needy to the point where they start to suck actual years of your life away

My father won't live past the age of 55 because my brother is such a life-sucker.

"Dude, I don't know why he didn't call back. Maybe he realized that he already lost a year of his life from going out with you one time."

life-sucker by Dan to the Elle July 29, 2008

sucker 

anyone who falls for scams and tricks

I just fell for the Nigeria scam, so im a sucker for doing it

sucker by tatomuck1 April 4, 2009

suckster 

a suckster is one part hipster and one part sucker.

person 1: "see that guy over there with the tight jeans and the vintage glasses frames?"
person 2: "yeah."
person 1: "well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could've gotten at the Salvation Army for $5."
person 2: "what a suckster."

OR

any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.

suckster by mur the scientist biker May 1, 2008