fuzzy eyeball 

To glare at someone with anger or disgust...kind of like a "hairy eyeball"

When I told my wife I had the piss shivers, she gave me the fuzzy eyeball.

fuzzy eyeball by Bob V November 22, 2006

wall eyed titties

when a woman's nipples face opposite walls.

"I was trying to get it on with Liana but i was so distracted by her wall eyed titties"

wall eyed titties by corrin March 30, 2008

blue eyed daddy 

A term used to describe a daddy that has blue eyes and knows exactly what he's doing. A blue eyed daddy usually rules the kingdom but keeps his boy happy in every way possible. Blue eyed daddy's are difficult to find, and there are many fakes out there, but once you find a real one there is no turning back.

I found a blue eyed daddy and have become the envy of everyone in town.

blue eyed daddy by Tygrrr February 17, 2009

smear eye 

a person of asian descent who appears as though their creator (god) took his thumbs and smeared their eyes across their face.

EXAMPLE 1-
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?

Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!

Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.

Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?

Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.

Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.

smear eye by Dragonzombie October 15, 2009

snoozy eyes 

Characteristics of a black person's eyes that look like they're half asleep.

"Stop looking at me with your snoozy eyes. I can't tell if you're asleep or awake."

snoozy eyes by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

have the eyes like a dick hole 

This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.

Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!

I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?

Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...

have the eyes like a dick hole by Stephanie37 July 5, 2008

bags under eyes 

Dark semi circle that appear under a persons eyes, when stressed or through lack of sleep.
These can often be raised and appear swollen.

I'm so tired I have bags under eyes

bags under eyes by FudgeKitten September 13, 2013