John Tard 

Meme

If you see John Tard you know its a meme.

John Tard by Tardsfanclub December 15, 2021

john flesch 

he is a godly like creature who wants to ask you how you are doing and how school is going

john flesch: hey its so good to see you buddy. I hope everything's going good at school.

john flesch by fleschpatoo December 17, 2021

John’d 

John’d

Cara: Damn, I don’t remember leaving last night and I only had one drink!
Mandy: What did you drink?
Cara: I had a Caesar, John made it.

Mandy: You must have been John’d.

John’d by Nadia Bitches December 17, 2021

John Morgan 

the 2 best characters in red dead redemption 2 John Marsron and Arthur Morgan names together

John Morgan died of tuberculosis in 1911

John Morgan by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021

John and Kylee 

John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!

Best friend 1: “WOW, John and Kylee are finally together!”
Best friend 2: “Took them long enough.”

John and Kylee by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021

John Paul 

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.

Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.

John Paul by Wombat00 December 29, 2021

John Willy 

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

John Willy by Brownald December 31, 2021