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Talking Through Your Arse

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;
“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”
by AKACroatalin September 13, 2016
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Whistling Through The Wheat Field

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.
The old man's whistling through the wheat field.
by vahnx May 8, 2009
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breathe through his ears

The descriptive phrase for a man who is expert in the art of orally pleasing a lady. He can stay down there for so long without coming up for air.
"I couldn't believe how good he was last night, that boy can breathe through his ears"
by Burning blue soul March 6, 2017
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Jump Through Your Asshole

1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
by Darktowerfan December 14, 2021
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suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
That bitch could suck a softball through a straw
by Venix May 27, 2014
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Patented Julie Pull Through

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.
(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"
by guysm1ley February 25, 2021
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Running through the okra patch

The act of a giving oral sex to a woman while she is seated on an elevated surface, especially a bar counter.
NotARageComic: I heard Bryant McKinnie picked a girl up, put her on the bar and ate her out on the bar and that's overrated?!?

Fred Smooth: We call that running through the okra patch!
by Not that dude June 11, 2013
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