14 definitions by Burning blue soul
A Gentleman's romantic term for performing oral sex on a lady.
Best not used verbally in said ladies company during coitus as she may take unreasonable offence that could potentially spoil the mood somewhat, with a risk of the daft cow snapping a quim string and cutting short the Gentleman's enjoyment completely.
Women, eh?
Best not used verbally in said ladies company during coitus as she may take unreasonable offence that could potentially spoil the mood somewhat, with a risk of the daft cow snapping a quim string and cutting short the Gentleman's enjoyment completely.
Women, eh?
"How did you get on with that girl last night mate?"
"I had her glistening by 9 o'clock, I warmed her up nicely to gash mark 4 and then went down for the gravy"
"I had her glistening by 9 o'clock, I warmed her up nicely to gash mark 4 and then went down for the gravy"
by Burning blue soul June 22, 2017
A day that, for some unknown reason, you are completely on top of your game. That everything is going your way, and no fucker is going to bring you down. Even your favourite appendage seems so much bigger and impressive today.
That fucking idiot next door has been giving me shit again, banging on the walls and mouthing off.....But she don't know what today is.
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!
by Burning blue soul March 5, 2018
A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.
A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
A lady with such an expert and delicate fallatio technique, it could be compared to inserting ones penis into a kashmir cup.
Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health and forsaking all others, be faithful only to him, providing kashmir cups on demand to the best of your ability, so long as you both shall live?"
"I do"
"I do"
by Burning blue soul January 12, 2017
The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017
"And the Lord proclaimed all who believe in he shall be awarded entry to the kingdom of heaven and sit at his side....but if thy disbelieve in his almighty power the lord shall show his displeasure and wrath with the pox and scurvy and dental surgery"
by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017
by Burning blue soul March 17, 2017