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The Queen of England 

Doesn't actually exist.

The kingdoms of England and Scotland dissolved in 1707 so what every American refers to as "the queen of Engerland" is actually the queen of the U.K.

She is also the head of the Commonwealth and will never die. We know this because Prince Charles has been trying for years.

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American: "Look! The queen of England!"

Briton: "She's been dead for a looooong time"
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The Queen 

Female equivalent of the King. The current Queen rules over The Commonwealth Realms (Australia, Canada, New Zealand, United Kingdom, about half of the Caribbean, the Solomon islands and Tuvalu) With varying Levels of powers in each country. Many people do not appreciate the effort that the Queen puts into her duties, and indeed would only realise how important she is to the realms if she were to disappear.

The powers of the monarch have steadily been removed to serve the purposes of her governments, for example did you know that Tony Blair had to change the laws surrounding royal authority for Britain to declare war, because the Queen said no to invading Iraq Iraq war.

Twice.

Fun fact: The armed services of the UK swear loyalty to the crown, not the government, this has been kept in place by the monarchy to prevent extremist governments (British National Party or Google 'Nazis in Britain') allowing the Queen to get rid of crazy politicians with her army.
“I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else - I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.” - The Queen
The Queen by TheletterG January 27, 2012

the Queen City 

Nickname reference to the city of Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Cant wait to go back to the queen city.
the Queen City by stanley2toronto September 28, 2011

Hit the Quan 

1. A popular dance when you squat and swing your arms back and forth.
2. Also is a sexual grinding move made by Rich Home Quan himself.
1. Aye DJ play Hit the Quan so we can turn up.
2. Man I Hit the Quan on Houstalanavegas last night.

The Quinns 

An exotic de-manlyizing STD contracted by the sexual intercourse (oral, anal, ear, nose, hand, foot, boob) with a girl from Winlsow Township NJ. With this disease a mans dick painfully shrivels up and falls off because any man dumb enough to touch her, deserves to never touch any thing again!!
Man 1: Dude, i think theres something wrong, my dick is shriveling up, and it hurts!
Man 2: Bro..... I think u have The Quinns!!
The Quinns by 123andrew May 6, 2011

Sharing pictures of the queen 

Coming from a guy that works for that company, how is sharing pictures of the queen and different from putting a black square in your profile picture?
Hym “Really? Sharing pictures of the queen? And the Masses are stupid? Is that not showing contempt for your fans? ‘Well, my fans are idiots and subordinate themselves to me so they think they are the smart ones. Well... They think they think but really they’re just accepting my propositions and are smart by proxy.’ Or ‘It’s not the same when I do it’ see how that works? See how you all work? I mean, look at yourself. ‘But I went through the institutions. I don’t deserve to be mocked or trolled. I’m the good one! He’s the bad one! He should be trolled!’ HAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s unreal! This is why the creature needs to be slain. You need to be shown Inferiority. Oooooohh my rights are YOUR responsibility. Good to see you shirking your responsibility! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!”

On the quip 

Deno: I gotta run to class in an hour
Brian: Do want to smoke a blunt?
Deno: yea, but we'll have to do it on the quip
On the quip by Hitman Sammy Sam December 10, 2005