by solarB August 23, 2022

by Sensible Portions June 2, 2023

by Alex8338838338 February 22, 2025

Derived from the popular series “One Piece”, to be or commit an act of “straw-hat” means to illegally pirate, specifically pertaining to the internet.
“Yo, check out this Internet Archive link! I just straw-hatted the new Korn album!”
“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”
“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”
by Saboratory March 30, 2024

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?
Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY
by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019
