Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

Shatteronied

When someone hasn’t slept for days

Leon-“omg did you see Finn today he had jugs under his eyes like Lauren , he was shatteronied”

by Ugh oh poopy stinky October 18, 2019

Shattack

The sudden pooping of one’s pants.

What’s that smell?

Oh no I just had a shattack.

by Rosemary.Sg5 October 21, 2019

Shatting

Shatting is the term used, when two or more people share something that is pure and utter “shit” and can also be associated with the idea of “chatting shit.”

Shatting is commonly used by “begs” and people with “no life”

“Vanessa, i heard Stacy said your batty looks small” screamed Dave, “Stop shatting Charlie, your mums a hoe”

by Mr pilgrim October 29, 2019

Sharatted

When you get so drunk on a work night out that you get fired the next day.

I went out last night and got totally sharatted . That's my career over.

by Holly Cole November 7, 2019

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

Shatter

To absolutely kill a girl in sex with an abnormally large penis.

It turned out my boyfriend has an strangely big dick so he shattered me.

by Pig Bacon_Pkachu_1_yass December 6, 2019