Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)
by thearchangelofsex May 04, 2023
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send science

To send nudes to look at and observe.

Aka studying the body.
Could you send science before we meet.
by Abstract identity September 25, 2018
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Earth Science

Earth science is a scientific discipline that spans a wide variety of sub-disciplines, which amount to the study of the construction, formation and processes of the Earth (along with other terrestrial bodies). Draws from the subjects of geochemistry, petrology, geomorphology, geophysics, palaeontology, crystallography, geography, seismology, geotechnical engineering and a wide variety of other fields. Other terms used to describe it include geoscience and geology, although the latter is viewed as slightly old-fashioned by many modern earth scientists. Vitally important to modern society, as earth scientists locate and evaluate important minerals, e.g. gold, copper, aluminium, and also play a massive part in the search for oil and its exploitation. They also play an important part in ensuring the safety of mankind, e.g. volcanologists, geotechnical engineers. There is also massive amounts of research going on in earth science.
The oil and metals used to make my computer would have been located by earth scientists; the stability of the land beneath my house is likely to have been evaluated by someone with geotechnical training; the petrol used in millions of cars every day would have come from oil located by a geophysicist.

That's just how important earth science is!
by ConversionNinja January 03, 2008
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rocket science

a phrase used against retards when there making something simple really difficult.
it's so simple, its not rocket science!
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science party

when a bunch of people who are biological girls regardless of gender hang out with their bras and shirts off
SCIENCE PARTY MY BITCHESSSS *Throws shirt and bra across room*
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science god

A human who has attained a god-like status similar to a pharaoh. The person usually has a colossal memory that allows them to memorize mundane facts and recite them at will.
As Ken, the Science God, turned around to face the mere science peasants they shook in fear.
by jimbo@bob April 02, 2008
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Science Basher

Someone usually an Atheist that forces their scientific and bis belief of God on others. Can range from annoying to STFU.
They are the Bible Bashers of Atheists.

Though not all Atheists are like this.
Science Basher: GOD IS NOT REAL, IF YOU DONT ACCEPT EVOLUTION YOU'RE AN UNCULTURED SWINE.
True religious guy: God your annoying.
by NoFlorida April 03, 2015
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