Rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker

My old creepy boss who also sported a pedo-smile.

Our old boss used to creep us out, and then we decided that he was a rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker!

by Recruiter June 25, 2009

i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.

P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

by okstella August 12, 2021

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

mud rest

resting in one's own feces after having taken it from the behind for quite a while. the fecal matter shoots out of the rectum from the pressure finally being relieved.

my god, i just had a huge mud rest - it was like a cork being pulled from a fudge champagne bottle

by cruncy rice June 26, 2010

The rest is just paperwork

'The rest is just paperwork' is a phrase that gained popularity in Poland in the early '90s. Though many argue over its origins, it's believed to have stemmed from the cypherpunk movement in Poland.

The expression was used as a way to defer questions and finish an uncomfortable discussion with as much ease (and class) as possible.

"There are a few technical things that must be fixed. The rest is just paperwork."

by Charlie Kowalski July 15, 2018