depressed

you

"you are depressed"

by the_dumb_one February 4, 2020

depressed

A word that 6th graders use to explain how they feel after their inTeNsE break up

“Omg Caleb broke up with me i’m so depressed”💔

by addieee17 February 20, 2020

pressedent

Refers to how a certain group of people have been pushing buttons or ironing clothes for a long time.

They say dat da floor-number pushbuttons in public elevators are typically even more septic than da surfaces of public toilet-seats, so you may not wanna follow da pressedent of just mindlessly jabbing said back-lighted discs wif your bare fingertips --- use your elbow instead. Da irrational and paranoid OCD-sufferer Howard Hughes would be nodding his head here... too bad dat those little pump-bottles of hand-sanitizer dat we see everywhere today weren't so abundantly-available back then, or da germophobic billionaire might not have been in such a microbe-fearing tizzy all da time.

by QuacksO March 30, 2020

Depressed Duck

That one friend who is just depressed and the only one who just doesn't fit in, or the Duck that just doesn't eat the bread when you give it some.

Man Sal is just a Depressed Duck.
Why wont the duck eat the dang bread whatever if this depressed duck wont eat the bread maybe another one will.

by MidNightMan510 April 7, 2020

pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.

Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol

by THEWHITEBOY503 August 4, 2020

DepressedKermitt

One who blowd 25 guys before noon and 30 before midnight, a depressed kermitt is often gay, fat and lonely, despite how many dicks he sucks. No one likes kermitt, not even his parents.

Dude stop being a depressedkermitt, you're acting sus.

by KindhrtdDevil August 27, 2020

depressed millenial

Another word for a boomer

Tusura is a depressed millenial. But really hes just old, fat, and stupid. aka Boomer

by Camoa November 12, 2020