Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

I got Patrick shwavy'd last night in the club

by Rotisseriechicken666 December 17, 2019

backwards patrick

Sitting on the toilet while defecating and vomiting into a nearby sink simultaneously after a hillbillies or mc donalds mcBreakfast a.k.a mc pukefest

Aww man, he did a backwards patrick and made a mess of the bog again, why the fuck does he eat that shit when he knows he'll end up wrecking the jax

by helmutderhaas July 13, 2007

The Patrick Vacuum

When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.

Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!

Kyle: No it's not.

by The Third Guide to Life July 17, 2010

St Patrick

St Patrick is the Patron Saint of Ireland

St Patrick was born about 390 in Britain. He was kidnapped around 406 and brought to Ireland as a slave. In approximately 412 he escaped and returned to Britain. later St Patrick returned to Ireland as a Bishop. He converted the Irish people to Christianity. St Patrick died about 462 in Co. Down. He is buried near Down Cathedral, Downpatrick

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

Patrick

An absolute beast!!

Every girl wants him bad.

Smart, cute, funny, and just a plain BAMF!

Very talented in music and sports.

(Patrick playing an instrument)

Taylor: Who is that guy? He's amazing.

Alexis: You don't know who he is? It's Patrick duh!

Taylor: Oh, I should have known... I fail...

by goose2450 May 27, 2009

patricia

a person who thinks a highly of her self. independent yet wants to fit in with society and doesn't need a man. she wants to travel world yet she loves her creature comforts. one who loves the exotic spices f Asia yet rejects them because of society. sometimes she will come out and do her own thing but other times she will stay put and be hermit.

hey patricia wanna come over
no
everyone else is coming
ok

by thereal dictionary March 10, 2017

Pathik

Name belonging to a rich person with too much money, this person usually owns a house or two worth over two million dollars

Damn! I wish I were rich like Pathik

by cooltableten May 17, 2009