Ramen Noodles 

One of many forms of noodles popular in Japan. The "Instant Ramen" which can be found on grocery shelves is similar, in the same way that instant chicken soup is similar to real chicken soup. The word "Ramen" is a Japanese pronunciation of the Chinese "Lo-mein" (since Japanese does not distinguish between the sounds "L" and "R")

I lived on instant ramen seven days a week so I could save my lunch money for beer on weekends.

Ramen Noodles by Geoffrey A. September 18, 2005

rice noodle 

Disparaging slang term for an Asian man's penis.

(William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he scored after finishing his performance, badly-covering Ricky Martin songs at UC-Berkeley)

Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."




Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

rice noodle by Mark H May 30, 2005

Noobie Cakes 

One that is new at a game, but for some strange reason, they like to eat cake while they play, despite getting owned by everybody

or....

your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase "Noobie Cakes" in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair

why the hell are u eating that fucking cake while u play this game, its only making u worse, u damn Noobie Cakes

or....

Mmmm Noobie Cakes come closer, you feel so good...

Noobie Cakes by TreyBomb May 4, 2006

noodle brain

Someone who is a bit confused or slow minded. Used in a context of endearment most of the time.

"Where are my glasses?"
"You're wearing them, noodle brain!"

noodle brain by Commander Fluffy September 8, 2008

good noodle 

Someone who refrains from participating in activities that will possibly hurt them, like Meth. A good noodle is a person who strives to do GOOD. They want to do good for the world and have good intentions for themselves and for others. They don't mess around and have their shit together. They have a good reputation. But they also have fun. Not like you, who had to search up what this word meant ;)

Damn, that student right there is a good noodle. I should probably stop vaping in front of my teacher and pay attention to what the lesson is LOL

good noodle by megustatomaragua December 8, 2018

noodle gourmet 

n. to slap slap someone's face with a limp penis as if it was a wet noodle.

n. a chinese restaurant in new brunswick, nj

My girl kept talking after sex, so i gave her a noodle gourmet so she'd shut the fuck up already.

noodle gourmet by sis n hen September 3, 2006

Noodle Bull

Someone who says/does something stupid or is just simply a goof ball therefore making them a noodle bull, originated from the Philly terms Noodle and Bull. This term is very popular in the suburbs of Philadelphia.

Joe: Damn, I locked myself out of my car
Devin: Your a noodle bull

Noodle Bull by E-Dub October 21, 2012