Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )

Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.

by Gutterpress February 18, 2022

Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.

Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022

thunder nonce

abslute weaponn of a paedophile. thunderous in his treachary.

"Oh man! he is a thunder nonce"

by chicken on my chicken March 20, 2023

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

nocal

see norcal. the opposite of socal. only people in southern california use this, never people actually from northern california.

i didn't realize that the guy that sold us all the blow was totally from norcal until, like, a lot later.

by blair April 12, 2004

NoCandyOnlyWifi

Known as a meme, but this term can mean many different things. In esports this literary term is meant as a god player ( specially in clash royale, where a player with this name made a big impact )

The meme part of it, came along when kids started using more electronics then anything else getting attached to this making creep vans no more likely to attract kids with candy then with wifi coming with the meme " No Candy Only Wifi "

Oh wow, that player is on nocandyonlywifi's level!
Hey jack! that van says free wifi, hahaha NoCandyOnlyWifi Bro!

by NoCandy August 28, 2018