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malcolm

malcolm is name given to voluptious men which give russians a quick happy time
some russian guy: he comrade look over there that guys quite a malcolm
by dr.smirnov April 22, 2021
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macolyte

A slavish devotee of all things Mac and Apple, to the point of being without reason in the face of clear and incontrovertible evidence.
"our CTO is a total macolyte. he says the ata drive is superior to all others!"
by Zwinka February 20, 2015
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Maco

There is always a LINE IN THE SAND when Maco is around. He feels very strong about this phrase and would consider having children with it one day.
Maco “RELISH THE CHALLENGE BAIS!!!!!”
“FFS MY SON IS THE GOAT SO LAPS NOW”
by Davagh February 3, 2022
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The Macombie Homie

Often times, individuals in their 20's and 30's who grew up and currently reside in the Macomb, IL area are referred to as a "Macombie Homie" by out-of-townies; or those from either the urban Chicago area or those residing a few hours away from Macomb. What more clearly defines a Macombie Homie is the high level of education, unemployment, and their friendships/love life.

1. Macombie Homies are smart as hell. They have to have a bachelor's degree to survive in a town where college kids possess most of the jobs that were available.

2. A Macombie Homie may be exceptionally bright, but they have a very hard time obtaining a job. Due to efficiency and a forced 24 hr work schedule with the increase of communication technology, less jobs are available for the Homies. Most Macombies will be forced to work with a less than desirable job despite the pride they may have with possessing a higher education.

3. Macombie Homies have an interesting social life. For these individuals, they find their friendships at bars. The town is boring usually at night. So Macombie Homies blend in with college/older folk by altering physical appearances and being exceptionally skilled in the bedroom. (They become masters of sex, nerdy videogames, and everything awesome!!)
One Macombie Homie can be seen frequenting a particular bar by himself: Within the night, he will be approached and flirted with by ten women--and will be continued to be surrounded by women that do or don't know him. About fifteen guys will approach him to shake his hand/ pat him on the back, buy him a drink, and try to hit on the women around him. He always sits alone and keeps to himself, yet always ends up conversing with a variety of individuals (getting quite a few laughs in with them), and usually leaves alone with a warm and deep expression in his face. A few believe he is a secret agent. Many women think he's really "sexy", "funny", and "a real mystery". Often times they will take two or three glances at him before sitting next to him and starting a conversation with him. Guys think "he's fucking awesome" or "that badass motherfucker", or "the guy that always has eye candy surrounding him" The Macombie Homie always has a backstory about their life and will share bits and pieces of their experience in town, along with their skillsets.
by /> October 12, 2014
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malcolm

A really good guy. Has lots of friends. Gets laid all the time. Gets in trouble at clubs once in a blue moon. Woman magnate. Eveybody loves this guy. Always at the popular scale. Has a GREAT LIFE.

You will be GLAD u met this guy!
Malcolm: Hey wasup?

Girl: Hey wana have a threesome with my girlfriend and play COD after with the guys.

Malcolm: Ok:D
by king malmal July 19, 2011
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MacOS X

Apple's newest OS running on UNIX. The most stable OS ever, and has won several awards including Time magazine's Software of the Year. Something that makes PC users jealous and feel inferior, so they act like it is terrible.
I owned a PC for 3/4ths of my life, until i bought a Mac with MacOS X, and it has never crashed once.
by cattle April 12, 2004
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Malcolm X

A 1992 Spike Lee movie about some black Muslim civil rights leader who (ironically) met his demise when some black people shot him.

Obviously Lee couldn't get the rights to film MLK so a former drug dealer, pimp, and racist was the next best thing. Typical
Black guy: Hey man, did you see that new Spike Lee movie "Malcolm X"?

White guy: Yeah, I felt so guilty about some shit that happened at least one hundred years ago I took my whole family to see it.
by Anon1978 June 30, 2009
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