Definitions by cattle

MacOS X 

Apple's newest OS running on UNIX. The most stable OS ever, and has won several awards including Time magazine's Software of the Year. Something that makes PC users jealous and feel inferior, so they act like it is terrible.

I owned a PC for 3/4ths of my life, until i bought a Mac with MacOS X, and it has never crashed once.

MacOS X by cattle April 12, 2004

shleez

1. n. Fecies, poop; or the act of defecating.

After eating the hearty meal of solid Chinese food, the man had to take a shleez.

shleez by Cattle March 11, 2003

cow-crunchy 

n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.

Holy cow-crunchies!

cow-crunchy by Cattle March 11, 2003