iPhone

Brilliant phone that I would be lost without.

The only people that don't like it are the jelous idiots that cant afford them.

Person 1: Is that an iPhone?
2: Yes
1: How much was it?
2: £250
1: Yeah its a piece of crap what a rip off
2: Yes because your 7 year old Nokia is top of the range
1: its better than the iPhone.
2: Wheres the camera?
1: *Goes quiet*

by I am annonymous February 3, 2008

Iphone

pretty much the power of a laptop crammed into a phone. but critics say it's supposedly better then Ipod.
will be out in America by June '07 and will be in Australia by late 2008

Iphone or Ipod? ...

by sebastoin pequot February 5, 2007

iphone 12

exactly the same shit as the 11 just a brick thats priced $300 more and a way for apple to make more money

Jacob- dude did u hear the new iphone 12 came out
Marcus- thats stupid whats new about it, more cameras?
Jacob-oh good point

by idrk8080 November 10, 2020

iphone

When a spouse or boyfriend takes on a petite, black mistress that he can’t keep his hands off of and always tries to find an excuse to stroke. She is commonly located inches from his cock. Often results in a broken family due to the love of a god damn phone.

Girlfriend: I can’t believe you guys are splitting.
Wife: That iphone is a total home wrecker.... and I can't believe he's into blacks.

by pinsandneedles October 7, 2009

iPhone

a noun. the next breed of species on this Earth.

can do just about anything (except to have babies. it does not have an anus or a vagina, sorry, not yet).

"hey, do you have an iPhone?"
"no, but soon, an iPhone will have me!"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

iphowner

It's simple aye. Someone who owns an iPhone.

Guy: My LG Viewty is soo much better than my Samsung

Dude: STFU. If any iPhowner heard that crap you'd be so owned..

by spypsy January 13, 2009

iPhone

A phone that contains everything perfect in the world.

Person 1 "Hey you got an iPhone"
Person 2 "Yep... wow the immortal app is only 30p now!"

by meh123. March 3, 2010