Definitions by pinsandneedles

iphone

When a spouse or boyfriend takes on a petite, black mistress that he can’t keep his hands off of and always tries to find an excuse to stroke. She is commonly located inches from his cock. Often results in a broken family due to the love of a god damn phone.

Girlfriend: I can’t believe you guys are splitting.
Wife: That iphone is a total home wrecker.... and I can't believe he's into blacks.

iphone by pinsandneedles October 7, 2009

Fucking homeless guys 

Having dangerous unprotected sex with homeless guys. Mostly done for charity.

I'm fucking homeless guys to boost up my resume for applying for a job at a local non profit.

Fucking homeless guys by pinsandneedles October 7, 2009