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goose noggin

When a bearded man shits in a top hat and smacks another individual in the head while making geese noises.
Billy was being a little bitch, so the Abe lincoln impersonator shit in his top hat and whacked the stupid cunt upside the head while squawking wildly. He sure teached that bitch a lesson. Billy wont be fucktarded again after that goose noggin
by Methfucker707 November 18, 2013
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Snap the goose

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.
by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019
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Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water
Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose
by checkno mode May 23, 2022
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Nigger Goose

another word for the double breasted cormorant, commonly referred to down south, especially as nigger goose, by all walks of life.
i went hunting the other day and shot a nigger goose
by the nigger goose February 3, 2012
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love goose

A phrase to replace "love game" in Lady GaGa's "Love Game". Can be sung to someone who is acting ridiculous.
"Lets play a love goose play a love goose. Do you want love or do you want goose? Are you in the goose?"
by JuliaMarie February 7, 2010
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cooked goose

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."
by Robbie993 July 25, 2012
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Goose Bomb

A violent fart that lingers in the air for at least 5 minutes. Potent stench that flees into the air and stuns ones nostrils to the point of absolute extermination.
When Hulk Hogan body-slammed Andre the Giant, the fart that preceded to come out of the giant's rectum was forever known as the first Goose Bomb.
by GooseBombBrothers July 30, 2012
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