Alice Cooper

When, after a long gagging blowjob, a load of cum is sprayed on the face, thus smearing eyeliner/eyeshadow, creating a runny trail of makeup, resembling the seminal theatrical rocker Alice Cooper.

I gave an Alice Cooper to the most unassuming bridesmaid last night back at the Fairmont.

by Derange May 21, 2009

Cooper Union

Institution of higher learning where straight people are discriminated against by gay majority.

Cooper Union Principal: Lets hire Mrs.Shultzki because she is a lesbian.

by Napoleon Shultzki March 29, 2009

Cooperate

When used by law enforcement officers, the term -"cooperate" means: To forfeit one's constitutional rights.

Law Enforcement Officer: "If you refuse to cooperate then you'll be arrested and sent to prison for life."

or

"If you cooperate we'll tell the judge to let you slide."

by 0per November 13, 2011

Cooperized

when a creepy older man/teacher randomly selects someone and has an awkward conversation with.

that kid totally got cooperized.

by Canton High School January 15, 2009

Cooperative Middle School

The most shittiest school in the world. Bullies everywhere, kids drink and smoke, and the teachers dont give a shit about it.

Don't send you child to Cooperative Middle School. They suck.

by crazychick67 January 12, 2013

Shaun Cooper

a really cool man. in straylight run, plays bass. used to be in taking back sunday playing bass for them too.

BIRTHDAY: 11/12/1980
FAVORITE BOOK - Keroac
MOVIE: Freddy Got Fingered
RECORD: way too many to pick
RESTAURANT: Kate's Joint Ave. B Manhattan, Taiko Japanese Restaurant Rockville Centre
FOOD: Anything without LACTOSE!"
SPORT: mixed martial arts/soccer
ACTOR/ACTRESS: emanuel lewis
AUTOMATIC OR MANUAL? automatic... yeah Will I know I'm a wuss. hehe
FAVORITE QUOTE: "I know of no better life purpose than to perish in attempting the great and the impossible..." Nietzsche
WHAT DID HE ASPIRE TO BE AS A CHILD? A rockstar or a blacksmith

Oh my god! that man playin the 5 string bass looks like a potato... is it... i think it is... its SHAUN COOPER!!!

by Shaun's Joint No1 Fan February 3, 2004

Cooper

To disobey the common law in the selfish pursuit of self promotion and glorification.

I am totally gunna cooper today.

by Slapthatman November 12, 2013