Coronaed

To be infected, affected or impacted by the Corona Virus

Damn this summer's going to be great unless the festivals are coronaed.

I hope this blows over, I don't want my holiday to be coronaed.

Bob can't come out; he's been coronaed

by Claypants72 March 11, 2020

Corona Cut

1. A haircut you give yourself during the coronavirus pandemic because the non-essential barber shops are closed.

2. A haircut you give yourself after downing a bottle of Corona beer.

Person 1: What do you think of my Corona Cut?

Person 2: That shit looks fucking terrible my dude.

by FuccboiFred April 4, 2020

Corona Devi

The name of an idol made up of wood or stone set up by Hindu priests to represent the “coronavirus goddess,” whose mercy they pray for to contain the pandemic—food and chant prayers are usually offered before the deity, which is bathed in turmeric water and milk.

Just as there are gods and goddesses for all kinds of diseases and plagues, Corona Devi is the latest virus goddess to be idolized in temples—probably the deadliest deity that demands weeks- or months-long abstinence, fasting, and sacrifice from priests before she showers mercy on them.

by Covido May 27, 2021

Corona

Mexican Chiuiaua Piss.

Feed a Chiuiaua A Bud Lite, it pisses out Corona.

by K-Dawg! February 18, 2008

Corona Virus

The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.

I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%

by jc4493 May 27, 2020

Corona Convert

A hardcore Trumpist or QAnonist who had previously put their faith in the Pharisee-in-Chief for preaching that the pandemic is a hoax, and had refused to wear a face mask, but had since confessed the virus’s existence after contracting it, or being hospitalized.

Guesstimate how many corona converts failed to cheat death after realizing that they’d been conned by their Commander in Cheat.

by MathPlus January 10, 2021

Coronaland

The most infectious place on earth. The food is ridiculously expensive, you have to queue for hours to get anything and only the young have a good time.

Guy 1: Hey mate, do you wanna go to Coronaland this weekend?

Guy 2: Hell yeah. Let’s make sure we get souvenirs for our grannies.

by likesecco March 26, 2020