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The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.
Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
by likesecco March 30, 2020
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The most infectious place on earth. The food is ridiculously expensive, you have to queue for hours to get anything and only the young have a good time.
Guy 1: Hey mate, do you wanna go to Coronaland this weekend?

Guy 2: Hell yeah. Let’s make sure we get souvenirs for our grannies.
by likesecco March 26, 2020
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