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Coronaverse 

The name given to human society in a post Covid-19 world.
In the Coronaverse, every un-muffled cough or sneeze causes anxiety for those nearby that hear it.
Coronaverse by Vergelimbo March 17, 2020

coronabesity 

The weight you gain from sheltering in place and eating your anxiety over the coronavirus news coverage. Similar to Freshman 15
Did you see Karen after her quarantine? Talk about coronabesity!
coronabesity by svcdude March 20, 2020

Coronapression 

When you get depression because you can't see your friends because of coronavirus
Damn not seeing my friends is giving me coronapression.
Coronapression by poptre March 28, 2020

Coronapression 

1. an overwhelming feeling of despair due to Coronavirus
2. a long and severe recession in an economy or market due to Coronavirus
1. “I’ve got Coronapression”
2. “They cancelled the house auction due to Coronapression”
3. “I lost my job due to Coronapression”
Coronapression by Evolutionist March 30, 2020

Coronaheisman 

A variant of Heisman; using the coronavirus as an excuse to give someone the Heisman. Less likely to be perceived as getting the Heisman, even though it’s fully intended to be. Recommended for social encounters with people who kinda creep you out but you feel bad outright dissing them.
“I finally gave that weird dude James the Coronaheisman to shut down his usual awkward mouth-kiss greeting.”
Coronaheisman by CrabbyBetty March 8, 2020

Coronaissance 

A bourgeois term for the next wave of the coronavirus pandemic to sweep across a county or country.
Rogue or right-wing inept heads of state are worried how a second, third, or fourth coronaissance would impact the “frontline worriers,” who have been slaving round the clock to protect their nations against the coronavirus and its ever-deadlier variants.
Coronaissance by Covido June 6, 2021