Bumsend

Bumsend;

A bumsend is a person who acts like an idiot to gain attention or does something so ridiculous there's no other word for their ridicuality.

Friend 1
'Mate don't knock over the beers or you'll be paying for them'
Friend 2
'No problem man, I see them'

2 minutes later knocks over beer

All
'OHHHH dude you're such a fucking bumsend, get out!'

by plumber80 September 1, 2011

Bumperbiter

An animal (or person) that bites a truck or car bumper.

My dog Ug, a bumperbiter, bites my truck bumper whenever the vehicle starts and has left multiple teeth marks.

by Chilley November 27, 2011

Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Bummer

A person named Cameron who is an absolute bummer of a person who sits in their basement and plays persona all day and scrolls through dank memes on reddit

Cameron your such a bummer

by CameronthebummerScott June 18, 2021

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022

Hot girl bummer

The song ‘hot girl bummer’ is an anthem for introverted people who are shy to get out in the world to have fun just like everyone else. Again, this song has nothing to do with Meghan Thee Stallion’s ‘Hot Girl Summer’.

Let's have a hot girl bummer today.

by azariaology May 24, 2021

bumper bowling

The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.

"Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."

by Meaty Pablo December 15, 2007