balloon knot

(noun) A person's anus.
(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.

(noun) My balloon knot is on fire after I ate those Jalepenos last night.

(adjective) That guy at the bar last night was such a balloon knot..

by Mooseknuckle Quartet February 19, 2009

Miss Ballooniverse

A contest for the fattest bitch in the world.

Currently the contestants include Rebecca R. from Houston Texas and Autumn ( twisted elegance ) from Allentown PA.

The contest measures who is the fattest and homliest bitch in the world. It's an imitation contest of the real thing.

It's strictly for fatso's like the above mentioned.

The Miss Ballooniverse contest will be in Allentown Next year.

by rjjfg March 30, 2009

balloons

Another name for breasts.

The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!

by CDSmith1967 July 6, 2006

ballon

A fat dolphin

"That ballon can jump surprinsingly high!"
"Shauna just ate all of my cookies, that ballon!"

by thunderfox73 September 26, 2013

BaiLog

Thugs from asian ethnicity mostly known for drug abuse, dropping out of school, and destroying brown virgin girls.

Oh shit! bailog are here...we gotta be out. shit.

by Muzz420 March 25, 2009

balloon tickler

A large hairy German who likes to rub balloons on his nipples while yodeling, this is usually done in a tub of jagermeister.

"Hey is that David Hasselhof?" "Yeah it is, he's such a balloon tickler."

by Fuckie the drunk clown May 18, 2014

Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.

I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.

by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014