A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

in.love.with.marinette

a beautiful online best friend even tho I cant meet her I just know she’s awesome and kind and sweet she’s the best online friend I could meet she’s very funny too ily if you see this <333-@localratpoo on tiktok

in.love.with.marinette Is loving

by 0chacolov3r May 30, 2021

combs it with a balloon

This is a description of flyaway hair like Bernie's or Boris J.

PM Boris Johnson's hair looks like he combs it with a balloon!

by I, Wreckerrr June 18, 2021

In Space With Markiplier

Free!!
(And coming out on April 4 2022)
(On YouTube)
(For free)

Hey, have you heard of 'In Space With Markiplier,?
No I haven't but I probably couldn't afford it anyways!
Haha you fool, it's free!

by MagsPie March 21, 2022

I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

Werthers Original

A nice hard butterscotch candy. Mostly parodied as being eaten by old

people. But anyone can eat them they really are tasty.

Hay granny give me a Werthers

I like Werthers Original

Hay mate how much are the Werthers Originals.

Werthers Original are nice

by snake508 July 10, 2010

cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.

When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017