toadsmack

to take a lethal poison dart frog, grab by feet with latex glove, and proceed to smack desired person in the face. Usually done to hobos or douche bags.

spare some change, man? "enjoy your toadsmack!" wham!

by hogan21 September 22, 2008

Toad

Annoying ass guy in mario games.

I let Toad die

by FlabbyPancakeSause October 9, 2018

Lynch Toad

A phrase than can mean whatever you want. Use it in place of anything.

"Dude how was the game?"
"It was pretty lynch toad"

"What happened to your car Leonardo?"
"I drove it off a cliff, now I'm stuck with this piece of lynch toad"

by The Kiberian Husky March 6, 2010

Horny Toads

When two men sit down facing each other and tried to masturbate into the others mouth, by projectile ejaculation. Like frogs trying to catch flies.

Those two guys were rumored to play Horny toads last night when they got drunk!

by GS-Caddy May 5, 2010

Toadette

A really fat person who whores themselves to get ahead (or to get more stars ;-) )

My goodness tina i cant beleive you are a toadette

by Eddo September 3, 2005

toaded

The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.

"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."

by Monstermac77 June 5, 2011

Toad

Ugly girl that has a large neck and overall sqautty body. Demands a male "toad keeper" at all times (night and day) to feed flies, maintain lillypads, and possibly mate. Likes anime and lives a life of a loser.

"Want to hang out tonight?"
"Sure, let's call Dan and see if he wants to come."
"It is no use, he has to watch over toad tonight."
"Toad time..."

by toadhunter May 29, 2008