table chicken

piece of chicken fallen off of hot sub onto grimy dirty unwashed table

Wow that is some gnarly table chicken

by kikilindy December 29, 2022

Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1

Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked

by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021

Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

by TheBigTable June 14, 2021

pool table

a table used for sex like off the movie american pie

BOB: hey did u see my pool table
Beck: yea sorry it was full with cum
bob : yea next time ima use the pool table

by mizael14 May 15, 2008

shitting table

A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.

Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!

by chrisjt86 January 18, 2009

snack table

having doggy style sex while snacking on food off the woman's back

I was watching tv and giving my girl the snack table yesterday.

by PoodleJuice July 3, 2005