SPUNK-PUPPY

young, sexually active, usually teenage, boy used for gratification by older gay man

that lad is just a dopey spunk-puupy

by Attilla the Hump June 11, 2003

Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon

As a lady is giving you a blow job, just after you cum in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. This will make her cough violently and expel "spunk" from her mouth and nose, making her look like a "Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon".

Just as I jizzed in her mouth I gave her a right good whack. She looked like a right Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon!

by Jimbomate March 6, 2011

spunk

See semen, cum, man chowder

I left her so fulla spunk...

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

spunkalicious pubaloid

a very gorgeous and beautiful person with lovely pubes

me and lauren are spunkalicious pubaloids.

by smoi nd loz March 7, 2005

spunkbunker

if refering to a female it would be a slut, if a male its a faggot!

that ho is such a spunkbunker, she got loaded full of spunk by that fudge-monkey!

by Irax October 13, 2003

Spunk-Weld

The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.

Example 1

"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."

"I'll be in the garadge."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Example 2

"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."

"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."

"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

by Eric Hollerbach April 21, 2007

Spunk

Dried cum

"Oh shit! I still have spunk on my bed from last night!"

by Kevin Mac is tha Man October 3, 2017