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spunk sandwitch

the act of cumming inside a persons asshole and cheeks in other words filling the sandwich buns with your special sauce after you fill it with the meat
my girlfriend loves spunk sandwitches with a side of fries
by bob boberton April 13, 2015
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Spunk catcher

A spunk catcher is the acted of catching mans load on your face from three or more feet.
by 1223493 September 15, 2015
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PM Spunk

PM Spunk is a Visionary in the Fields of Writing, Poetry and Humorism
by HAZIK May 23, 2018
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Spunk Bubble

Spunk bubble is the spunk left in the end of a condom.
by Big rudeboi October 12, 2019
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spunk fisting

A woman swallows a load then pukes the cum onto her fist and fists herself to get pregnant.
Greg's mom conceived by spunk fisting.
by Robert Paulson May 27, 2016
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Smurf Spunk

A kosher alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 specific kosher liquors: STOLICHNAYA blueberry vodka, DEKYPUR Blue Curacao and SAUZA Blue Tequila. This "shot" is served in equal parts over ice, in a highball glass. It is garnished with a floating blue crayon. (It is acceptable, in small bars and homes only, with these tough economic times to chop up the crayon and put a few pieces in the drink.)
I was so hammered last night! Every frame I lost in bowling, I was forced to do a shot of Smurf Spunk! After about 7 of them I lost track, and somehow I thought it'd be funny if I stuck one of the crayons up my ass!
by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011
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Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.
“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”
by Apparently January 13, 2021
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